DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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