I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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