My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wish i was in the wii world.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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