how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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