I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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