I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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