Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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