you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
This is my gift to your gina
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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