K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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