yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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