We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just pynch a tree in the face
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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