So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
