so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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