At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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