Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
