so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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