well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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