I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My pussy is not your playground.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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