my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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