My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Randomize
