it was like his penis was on wheels.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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