Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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