her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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