what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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