Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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