I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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