I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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