idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Randomize
