I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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