But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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