Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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