im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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