No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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