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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I have aggressive nipples.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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