i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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