Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
