He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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