my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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