He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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