I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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