Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
