no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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