Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Damn victory sex feels great
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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