is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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