Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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