If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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