GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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