How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
