Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
tell me about the fingering
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