carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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