I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The adults are the big ones right?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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